- Choosing salad at a buffet - when carbs exist I cant get on board with this even if it is in Pizza hut and covered in dressing.
- Scrunchies being back in fashion -Like really? Is it 1992?
- People who get up early at the weekend when we all know weekends exist to lie in
- House music; give me SClub7 any day
- Boys who live with their parents - I don't care if you're saving for a deposit, do your own washing
- The phrase 'nom'.. can't you just say 'yum' like a normal person?
- Bad eyebrows; there's no excuse, get yourself down to Benefit pronto and sort it out
- Crop tops on adults, it's just scary
- People who can refuse a chocolate out of the office treat box... are you magic?
- Socks and sandals, not in an ironic Cher from Clueless way but in a Brit's abroad, handkerchief on head kind of way
- People who can't queue properly; pushing in is NOT acceptable
- Kids with iPhones.. surely no 8 year old has that active a social life?
- Lo salt.. There's nothing more to say.
- People who are incapable of saying what they mean - spit it out, please
What gets your goat?
And for more confusion http://www.buzzfeed.com/moerder/things-we-all-pretend-to-understand-but-dont#.wcevXkpKp